the Great Perhaps.

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Originally posted by lincolnrice

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In eighth grade I became really close to this new girl called Alexus. We often went to the library and I thought it was because her and I really liked books but apparently it was because she was a lil hoe. Anyways, we would go to the library and I would read books while she went to the bathroom for 30 minutes. Now I never questioned this because I thought homegirl just had a bladder problem. Tbh I never really even realized how long she was gone for because I was reading the hell out of the “Bluford High” series (if you know anything about those series, you know that those books were fucking lit af.)

But one day Alexus was gone for a very long time and I noticed because I finished reading half the book and she wasn’t back. It was getting dark so I began to get worried because her parents told us to get back before the street lights came on. So I went to the bathroom to look for her and she wasn’t there. I began to panic because damn like where dis bitch at? The street lights flickering and shit. Then I went to look in the park behind the library and still couldn’t find her. So now I’m really panicking because my friend missing and the street lights about to turn on. Now behind the park were unfinished houses which the high school boys would sometimes go to while no one was there to hang out. So I go to check there just in case. I’m calling her name and she’s not replying. Now I’m crying because I lost her and the street lights are on.

All of a sudden I hear a sound in one of the houses. I get ready to book it out of there but I hear it again and it sounds like a bunch of boys and a girl that sounds like Alexus. I walk towards the sound and now it’s dead quiet and all I hear is slurping. The first thing that comes to my dumb and naive ass (I kid you not) is, “damn who is drinking soup?” I go closer to the sound and see a bunch of boys huddled in a circle with their pants down and their heads to the sky. I ain’t know what type of prayer circle this was I was confused. Now I’m like, “omg I’m so sorry I’m looking for a friend. I thought I heard her voice.” These niggas don’t even flinch yo like they used to it. One boy moves to the side and is like, “this who you looking for?”

Lo and behold Alexus ass is in prayer position with a dick in her mouth and two in her hand. I was mortified because my virgin eyes had never seen such a thing before. She ain’t even flinch either! She just kept going like I wasn’t there! I’m like, “omg Alexus get up! We have to go. Get up!” And still with the dick in her mouth she’s like, “just go without me” and I’m like “I can’t. Your parents will ask me where you are” lmao I was so scared. Mostly because I never seen so many dicks in my life.

Next thing I know just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse Alexus parents come busting through the house and is like “WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?” And I’m like “yoooo wtf?” The boys start frantically looking for their pants, Alexus is in alter call position on her knees with no clothes on and I’m standing on the side looking like a damn dummy 💀 Alexus mom is like “Alexus!!! What the hell!!! we thought moving you here would stop you from doing this shit! Now I’m even more confused than I already am. I’m thinking “wait a minute tf? So you guys are used to your daughter doing this? And how the hell y'all even know she was here?”

Alexus is like, “omg mom are you guys tracking my phone again????” I’m like “oh no this tew much, I just came here to read.” Alexus dad replies, “ yes Alexus we told you when we first moved here that your curfew was when the street lights came on or we were coming to find you. And you broke the rule so we kept our promise.” Alexus hoe ass is like, “you guys are so rude. It’s my life. If I want to be a hoe then I will and there’s nothing you can do to stop me so please leave me alone.” I’m still standing on the side perplexed because Alexus ass naked with sperm on her chest, fighting for her right to be a hoe AND SHE STILL HAD ONE OF THE BOYS DICK IN HER HAND WITH A MEAN DEATH GRIP 😂😂. Homeboy was so embarrassed. I felt bad for him because he really ain’t sign up for all this but I had to leave. I just left in the heat of the moment. Some shit are just better left unexplained.

My dick would’ve been soft as soon as that door opened “girl let me go”

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Yeah I would have had to pry her hand open. Got a death grip on my dick while BOTH of your parents right there?! Fuck you mean. Prayer session over af. I’m out

I can’t explain how weak I am. Why doesn’t this have more notes! Tears

Christ

I’m still dead at “damn, who’s drinking soup” 😂😭

She just wanted to read smh lol

Im crying

Hahahahaha omfg this shit 😂😂😂👽

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